Elephone charging cable will take your measurements


Some Elephone products are often falling into the “little bizzare” category and it’s pretty amusing reading about them, not to mention writing. And today’s addition to their lineup is a prime example of that, even though at first glance it looks like just ordinary charging or synchronization cable.

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But it’s not just any cable, its light blue, flat and made from hardened plastic. And now for the main feature, when you are not let’s say hmmm…charging your phone with it, then you can use it as a measuring tape, because it’s even comes with the markings. So no problem in measuring the bust, waist and hips of your girlfriend and if she has the perfect 90-60-90 you are in luck, because the cable is exactly 1 meter long so it will be enough.

Looking at the picture of the asian beauty i can’t help but wonder though, because if the cable is 1 meter long and she measures her hips with half a meter of it remaining then what sort of measurements she can realistically have? Simple math question 🙂

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24 Comments

  1. April 29, 2016

    I couldn’t help but laugh after reading through this article. You are right though Karel. Some of Ele-products can be classified as “little bizarre”. I wonder who gave them the thought of using a USB charging cable as a measuring tape.

    Could come in handy though when you least expected it.

    LOL!

  2. Assefa Hanson
    April 29, 2016

    ummmmmmm

  3. Rob
    April 29, 2016

    Well I for one can never find a measuring tape when I need one, this is perfect! lol

  4. Muhammad Yasir
    April 29, 2016

    wait .. WHAT ?!

    and what asian beauty ? that could very well be a man 😀

    • GodZillaa
      April 29, 2016

      I wonder what cultural circumstances have led you to believe that could be a man. I mean, is that what men in your culture look like, yourself included?

      • Xalis
        April 29, 2016

        You don’t seem to be aware of the trap.

        That could easily be a male.

      • Assefa Hanson
        April 29, 2016

        there is a thing called transsexual, men and women change there genitals surgically, alter their bones, do plastic surgery and take harmone pills to a point where you cannot tell if they were a previous sex, im surprised that in this day and age your not aware of this

        • Muhammad Yasir
          April 30, 2016

          hory shet , bro !
          you went real deep 😀

          • Assefa Hanson
            April 30, 2016

            lol as a man i have to know these things or else i may potential sleep with the wrong human being :O

            • Muhammad Yasir
              May 1, 2016

              AHAHAHAHH ~!

            • Fox Hunter
              May 2, 2016

              They aint human anymore, they are monsters and freaks.

        • Fox Hunter
          May 2, 2016

          Those kinds of sex freaks ought to be outlawed.

          • Assefa Hanson
            May 2, 2016

            lol your replies to this just goes well with the name “fox hunter” XD

      • King
        April 30, 2016

        It’s called sarcasm. U should know Yasir by now. ?

      • Muhammad Yasir
        April 30, 2016

        so you’ve never seen a man without abdominal hair ?!
        Body builders ?!

        • GodZillaa
          May 1, 2016

          I am someone without abdominal hair, and I know plenty similar blokes – mostly at the gym – but their abs look chiseled and typical of males (who workout).

          But I don’t know any men who

          (a) have nearly pore-free skin, looking like post-wax, and
          (b) lack male genitals and
          (c) wear female boy shorts and
          (d) have feminine fat-deposited buttocks typical of women and
          (e) have feminine elbow-length hair and
          (f) pose for photos with measuring tapes in a feminine pose

          Maybe it’s different in the culture you come from and all of these are common there, I dunno.

          • Muhammad Yasir
            May 1, 2016

            nope … you’re just incapable of understanding sarcasm.

            humans are same everywhere , regardless of where they are from. be it asia , Oceania , europe , africa , North America , South America , Antarctic …. we’re all same.

    • metalboyz
      April 29, 2016

      Wait, what?
      A man can’t be beauty?

      • Muhammad Yasir
        April 30, 2016

        haha!

    • King
      April 30, 2016

      Sarcasm… My friend!!

      • Muhammad Yasir
        April 30, 2016

        🙂

  5. bro-reac
    April 30, 2016

    Damn I though it was more than 1 meter and I would go on spree with my phone showing off while taking measurements of peoples parts and height you know!!!!!! —— wink.

  6. chinatester
    May 1, 2016

    I like it, never mind measurement of body parts, but sometimes you need a ruler and its always somewhere…. So considering cable is always around, I think it could be useful as long as cable is not stretching! All manufacturers should do it really.

  7. balcobomber25
    May 1, 2016

    Take your measurements and steal all your personal data.